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The TTAB (some members of it, at least) seems to have lost sight of the distinction between dictionary “descriptive” and the legal test for a mark being “merely descriptive.”
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<div>The TTAB found MENSTRUATION CRUSTACEAN --  in standard characters -- descriptive of heating pads . . . </div>
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<div>because the thing is shaped like a lobster and thus the word mark describes a feature of the product?!?!</div>
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<div>Sounds fishy to me.</div>
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<div>I wonder if the applicant will appeal to the Fed Circuit. I hope so.</div>
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<div>Happy work week!</div>
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<div>Lara Pearson, Esq.</div>
<div>Law Office of Lara Pearson Ltd, PBC & Brand Geek</div>
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<div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Creative typoing by iPhone</span></div>
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